"gas"

WOW!
I was just thinking i needed to fart.
But if I fart i may make a stinky, Ewww!
I guess its the only natural way to live.
I mean who would want to have all that brown shit backed up in you, which reminds me of the time me and my friends were out.
I usually don't use public bathrooms, but this was an emergency.
I was headed for the bathroom when this foul smell really turned my nose.
So i went in and to my eyes there was shit everywhere,
all on the floor, around the rim of the seat, and a little on the sink.
I threw up in my mouth a little,
then I started to think,
who in the their right mind would poop everywhere else except in the toilet.
I had to get out.
That smell was awful.
I wanted to make an investigation to find out who the pooper swipper was,
but guess I will never know.